You Just KNOW You're In Alabama........
... when your wife brings you dessert and it's a DALE EARNHARDT Collector's Edition Hershey's bar.
Like ... where ELSE would somebody collect CHOCOLATE? Even with The Intimidator's name on it (yes ... the candy bar had his name molded into it, too...)?
I do have a collection of 110 +/- model automobiles and maybe 30 stuffed animals and I can guarantee you I ain't ever even THOUGHT ABOUT eatin' none of them!